CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #382
But Probably Never Will
The pink and green are making me blue
Last night I dreamed you came back (and I woke up screaming)
Lord, make me the man my dog thinks I am
I love you, I'm stupid
If two of us are the same, one of us is unnecessary
My momma always told me to do what I love
(so I joined the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms)
The problem with gettin' older,
is I can't remember which lie I told her
Your wife don't love me no more
I came to on you
A good excuse for bad behavior
The tattoo I regret
1st Aired: 30 March 2012