CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #384
SCENE H
INT. ALAN'S VOLVO - SAME TIME (NIGHT 3)
(Alan, Jake, Lyndsey, Eldridge)
ALAN DRIVING, LYNDSEY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. JAKE AND
ELDRIDGE IN THE BACK SEAT.
ELDRIDGE
What if they both fall down at the
same time?
JAKE
Then I guess they starve to death and
die.
ELDRIDGE
Unless they go cannibal and try to eat
each other.
JAKE
If that happens, I'm bettin' on my
grandma eatin' your grandma.
ELDRIDGE
Dude, there's no way in the world that
your grandma eats my grandma. My
grandma totally eats your grandma.
JAKE
Nuh-uh. If any grandma's doing any
eatin' it's my grandma.
CHUCK
I smell a GLAAD Award!
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