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For many years I've been fascinated by the phenomenon known as automatic writing. If this strange occurrence could be made to work in television comedy, and I could harness it, my productivity would no doubt increase tenfold. I decided that there was only one way to find out. I would have to turn on the computer, close my eyes, and trust that some cosmic power would embrace my humble consciousness, causing my fingers to fly across the keyboard in an explosion of cutting-edge humor. Please keep in mind that I claim no authorship for what follows.

Ally felt strangely powerful knowing that she was not wearing panties and by what she had just done in the bathroom.

Your Honor, my client's injuries were clearly masturbated by the actions of the defendant. Oops! I meant exacerbated.

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1st Aired: 9 Nov 1999