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Yo D-Dog!

    Congratski! All the things we discussed at the Helsinki Marriott are going according to plan. The western alliances are disintegrating, tariffs are clobbering international trade, America is one election away from civil war (regardless of who wins), pravda is a lie and lies are pravda, and best of all, Rosie O’Donnell has been keeping a low profile. You’ve accomplished what a thousand ICBM’s and fixed Olympic Games could not; you’ve brought my cherished OOPS* to world-wide prominence. We are sitting at the table with the big malchiks! And I don’t want you to worry your large orange head. I am a dude of my word. Your rather, how shall we say, ‘awkward financial situation’ will remain our little secret (but do keep making those monthly payments on time, I’d hate to see you get saddled with a bunch of annoying late fees). Anyhoo, I hope to see you soon and catch up with the help of your trusty interpreter (LOL!).

Lil’ Voldemort

P.S.    As you suggested,   I am learning to play golf.  Love it. Great game. Using your scoring system, my rounds have been mostly in the low 70s, high 60s.   (Last weekend, I had a caddie who thought my score was closer to a 102. Needless to say, he’s now looping at The Chernobyl Springs Golf Club!)

*OOPS - Oligarchs, Oil & Polonium Society

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1st Aired: 26 September 2019